The Mall
Sunday October 17, 2004 at 6:48 pm | Filed under General
Three things that I noticed in a couple hours at the mall today.
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<br />1. Shopping for shoes, I noticed a familiar brand name from my childhood. ROOS. Yeah, those lame-ass shoes that had the velcro/zipper pocket thing in them? They’re back, and apparently this time, they’re stylish. WHAT?
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2. Someone actually did cover of the theme song to the Golden Girls. We heard this in Crate and Barrel and sure I knew all the words. That doesn’t make it right. If this turns out to be some artist I dig, I’m gonna have to cry a little.
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3. If you have a sign on the front of your shop that uses a font that actually comes with your operating system you should be shut down. I mean, the signs aren’t as bad as “Carpet Munchers” from Mallrats, but they’re awfully amateur.
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Don’t make me go back there.</p>
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Scott Says:
October 18th, 2004 at 11:02 pmIsn’t that like wearing the group’s T-Shirt to the concert of the band you are seeing? That’s a “Stoned Age” faux pas. And, you have a Mallrats reference!!! Brilliant, I’m watching that tomorrow night.
“Eateries that operate within the designated square downstairs qualify as food court, anything operating outside the said designated square is considered an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking.” – Brodie
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