Tuesday This or That

Do you eat food if it hits the floor? That’s nasty, man. No… unless the floor is very clean.

Chinese food or Italian? Chinese I think. But that goes against the whole “favorite restaurant” thing from last week. I think I like Chinese because I’m never not in the mood for it.

Ice cream or yogurt? Ice cream. If Yogurt was so great you’d have great memories from your childhood of hot summer afternoons, stealing change out of your mom’s purse for the Yogurt Man. It doesn’t quite have the same charm.

Do you eat breakfast? Yes or no? Nope. Not on a normal day.

Have you ever eaten a bug? Yes or no? I don’t think so. Although I bet I have. I read somewhere that everyone swallows an average of 18 spiders in their lifetime. I’m guessin’ it’s when you’re asleep. Either that or someone with a very strange diet is upping the average for everyone else.

Soft drink from a can, bottle, or glass? Can. The colder the better. If it’s really cold there’s sometimes some little ice bits in there you can taste. MMmm! Brain freeze!

Do you consume 5 fruits and vegetables a day? I’m lucky if I get 5 Fruits a month. and what are these vegetable things you speak of?

Apple or orange? Apple!

Pork rinds or sardines? Pork Rinds, but I really thought they were gross until I tried them. So all you nay sayers get out there and try em.

Caviar or grits? Caviar. Although come on, who eats this stuff?

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